Boobs, Butts, Brows, and the Case of the Missing Glasses
An Honest Survival Guide to Gravity, Rogue Hair, and Why There’s a Pair of Readers in Every Room Except the One You’re Standing In
By J. H. Irwin
Author | Storyteller | Capturing Life, Memory, and Meaning
Author’s Note
“Aging is the only club that requires no application and offers no refunds. The initiation ritual includes gravity, rogue follicles, mysterious noises, and a disappearing backside. This article is not a complaint. It is a celebration of the comedy hidden inside the inevitable.”
There comes a moment when you realize your body is no longer a loyal employee.
